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Auntie Anne Droid by Nicholas Allan
$14.99 NZD
Category: Middle Fiction 8-12-year-olds
Aunt Edna has created a no-nonsense nanny android to make sure Billy and Alfie don't have any fun. But then Alfie discovers how to override Auntie Anne-Droid's programming and nothing can stop them eating all the Cheeki Choko Cherry Cakes they like ...until the real aunt Edna is kidnapped!
Father Christmas Needs a Wee by Nicholas Allan
$14.99 NZD
Category: Hardback Picture Books
This mini hardback edition of this Christmas bestseller is the perfect stocking-filler. On Christmas Eve every child leaves out a drink and a snack for Father Christmas. Before long he really, really needs a wee, but what can he do about it? There's a long time to wait before he can get home and when he ...Show more
Father Christmas Needs a Wee by Nicholas Allan
$19.98 NZD
Category: Picture Books
'Father Christmas needs a wee. He's been drinking drinks since half past three ...' At each different house that he visits Father Christmas drinks and eats all the goodies left out for him. Before long he really, really, really needs a wee. So much so that he even forgets to leave the presents behind. ...Show more
Father Christmas Needs a Wee (BB) by Nicholas Allan
$16.99 NZD
Category: Board & Cloth Books
This mini hardback edition of this Christmas bestseller is the perfect stocking-filler. On Christmas Eve every child leaves out a drink and a snack for Father Christmas. Before long he really, really needs a wee but what can he do about it? There's a long time to wait before he can get home and when he ...Show more
Father Christmas Needs a Wee (Book & CD) by Nicholas Allan
$21.99 NZD
Category: DVDs, CDs and Books with CDs
In this book and CD edition of "Father Christmas Needs A Wee", Bernard Cribbins brings to life the excruciating dilemma that Santa faces every Christmas Eve. On Christmas Eve every child leaves out a drink and a snack for Father Christmas. Before long he really, really needs a wee but what can he do abo ...Show more
Heaven: For Everyone Who Has Ever Loved A Pet by Nicholas Allan
$19.98 NZD
Category: Picture Books
Dill the dog knows his time is up so he packs his case and tells Lily, his owner, that he's off "up there". "Can I come too?" asks Lily. "Er ...not yet," replies Dill. While he is waiting for the angels to collect him, Dill explains to Lily what he thinks heaven is like: hundreds of lampposts to pee aga ...Show more
Jesus' Day Off by Nicholas Allan
$19.99 NZD
Category: Picture Books
It was hard work performing miracles, making up stories for free and spreading joy throughout the world. So, when the miracles start to go wrong, Jesus is told to take the day off, relax, have some fun and he does!
The Giant's Loo Roll by Nicholas Allan
$18.99 NZD
Category: Picture Books
This rip-roaring, read-aloud delight follows a giant's toilet roll as it goes on a crazy journey through town, leaving havoc in its wake. What will the townsfolk do with all the enormous sheets of paper? They could build a paper plane, or make 100s of pairs of pants...But will there be any paper left fo ...Show more
The King's Pants by Nicholas ALLAN
$18.99 NZD
Category: Paperback Picture Books
Celebrate King Charles III's coronation with this riotous story jam-packed with royal pants from the author of the award-winning and bestselling The Queen's Knickers! The King cannot rule without his Royal Pants. He has a pair for every occasion: coronation pants (he can't be crowned without them), ...Show more
The Loo Queue by Nicholas Allan
$16.98 NZD
Category: Picture Books
A hilarious book of counting, colours, animals... and queuing for the loo! In this riotous rhyme from Nicholas Allan, the queue for the loo gets very long indeed, as a series of multi-coloured animals impatiently join! Count, spot colours, spot animals, and all join in to find out who's in the loo.
The Royal Nappy by Nicholas Allan
$16.99 NZD
Category: Picture Books
Meet the Royal Baby and of course, Nanny, who looks after the Royal Baby and the all-important Royal Nappy Cabinet! A funny, warm look at the royal nappy through history - from Henry VIII to the present day and a very special new arrival...Find out where the royal nappies are made, the different kinds f ...Show more
Where Willy Went by Nicholas Allan
$23.99 NZD
Category: New Baby and Families
Willy is a sperm. He lives inside Mr Browne. The trouble is, Willy is one of 300 million sperm and they all want the same prize - an egg. The egg is inside Mrs Browne, to get it, he must win a race against the other 299 million sperm. Join Willy on his quest for the ultimate prize and find out ...Show more
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