Author(s): King, Joe

Jokes and Magic | Sports and Outdoor Activities

What will Fabio Capello do if the pitch is flooded during the World Cup? Bring on his subs.

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl!

Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card.

These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the World Cup!!!